2017-10-11

•••••My Age•••••



Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, “surely I can’t look that old.” You’ll love this one. My name is Alice, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist when I noticed his D.D.S. diploma on the wall, Which bore his full name. Suddenly, I […]

Clever words for clever people



1. ARBITRATOR A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. 2. BERNADETTE The act of torching a mortgage. 3. BURGLARIZE What a crook sees through. 4. AVOIDABLE What a bullfighter tries to do. 5. COUNTERFEITER Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. 6. LEFT BANK What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money. 7. HEROES What […]

Pirates Fall to Panthers 19-16



The Miller County Pirates rolled into Chattahoochee County last Friday evening ready to play under the Friday Night Lights. Now this is the first time since way back yonder that a football clock ran as fast as this clock ticked-faster than the Road Runner’s feet did on the Cartoon show. Pirate Captains were GJ Douglas, Tucker Spence, Dalton Gowan, and […]

Taekwondo Students Brings Home Several Metals



On September 1st and 2nd, James Robinson’s Taekwondo of Bainbridge attended the National Tournament for Taekwondo United in Orlando, Florida. This two day event had an attendance of over 400 people ranging from all ages. James Robinson is proud to announce that everyone of his students that attended the competition came home with a metal. This is a huge success […]

Excellent list for aging



This is not my story but was sent by a person named Steve Korker and I approve his message. Many of us are between 65 and death, i.e. old. My friend Alan S Bame sent me this excellent list for aging . . . and I have to agree it’s good advice to follow. I’m particularly interested in tune with […]

Consumer Q’s

Georgia Department of Agriculture

Q: Will green tomatoes ripen indoors if I pick them before frost? A: The arrival of the first frost may catch gardeners with a large number of unripe tomatoes still on the vine. Unripe tomatoes that may finish ripening indoors will show various shades of their ripe color (usually red, but there are varieties that are yellow, orange and other […]

Protect your Winter Landscape from Hungry Wildlife–



There’s no doubt that managing critters in the landscape can be a challenge, especially as food supplies start to dwindle. If you are battling with rabbits, deer, groundhogs or other wildlife, don’t let down your guard as the growing season begins to wind down. Be proactive. Start before they get into the habit of dining on your landscape. It is […]

It’s all right to joke about-



Have you ever wondered why it’s OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/ whites, etc, but it’s insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims? Well, it’s time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, […]

Turning 14 and Learning to Love it!



Now that I had survived the 7th grade and turned the page on my life as a beginning teenager, I was about to become 14 and be in the 8th grade. Two things I remember about being 14 was first, going to my first teenager party at Elaine Sheffield’s home. Must have been 10 or 12 of us boys holding […]

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