2016-08-03

Harbor Incident



While strolling around the harbor this morning about 7 a.m., I noticed a character shouting, “Allah be praised” and “Death to all infidels,” and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn’t get help, he would surely drown. Being a responsible citizen and […]

COLQUITT POLICE REPORTS



INCIDENT REPORTS BURGLARY On Tuesday, July 26, 2016, Officer Natalie McDaniel was dispatched to Colquitt United Methodist Church, 453 E. Main Street in reference to a burglary. Upon arrival, Officer McDaniel spoke with the complainant, Wanda Haire, and she stated that between July 25 at 7:00 p.m. and July 26 at 9:00 a.m., someone or some people broke into the […]

A Lesson In Irony



The United States Department of Agriculture- The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever, to 46 million people. The National Park Service Policy- Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us “PLEASE DO NOT FEED […]

Consumer Q’s



Question: Is it safe to eat raw okra? Answer: Absolutely! Raw okra is crunchy, healthy and easy to eat. Select small, tender pods. Older, larger ones can be too tough and, in some varieties, too spiny. Dip the young pods in salt (or sprinkle them with salt and/or black pepper) and eat them as a snack or as hors d’oeuvres. […]

Three Tips for Keeping More of Your Own Money



Putting off working on your tax return may cost you, financial planner warns. Nearly 150 million Americans will file federal income tax returns this year and, unfortunately, many will be shelling out much more of their hardearned money than necessary, says veteran financial expert Jeff Gorton. “With the ridiculous complexity of our tax code, I can understand how the average […]

Baptist Cowboy…



A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, “You know, a […]

Most dangerous recipe in the world



5 MINUTECHOCOLATE MUGCAKE4 tablespoons flour4 tablespoons sugar2 tablespoons cocoa1 egg3 tablespoons milk3 tablespoons oil3 tablespoons chocolatechips (optional)A small splash of vanillaextract1 large coffee mug Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly. Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again. Put […]

New High School Principal



Listen to the young people. F-this, F-that, and nary anyone will step up and correct them– even with wife and kids in tow! Finally someone in the teaching profession had the courage to set the standards so badly needed now. We watched high school principal Dennis Prager of Colorado, along with Sara Palin and Tom Brokaw on TV a couple […]

Political Cartoon



THE WEEKLY POST

It’s Complicated

Life is…. Confusion and conflict consume us. Don’t take my word for it. Look around. Cognitive thought has capitulated. We’re in the abyss of digital arcana, home to no human voice. Computers control everything. Mattresses even play music. We’re hopelessly lost. Recently we purchased a wire holder for office files. Ripping the box apart sapped the strength of two stout […]