Handicap parking

Today I had to run to Safeway- our local food store. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver looking for a parking space. I flagged the driver and pointed out a parking space in the handicap area. The driver looked puzzled. ”I’m not handicapped” she said. Well, was my face red. ”Oh, sorry about that, I saw your […]

Vietnam Memorial Wall stats

Interesting Veterans Statistics off the Vietnam Memorial Wall: Thereare58,267namesnow listed on that polished black wall, including those added in 2010. The names are arranged in the order in which they were taken from us by date and within each date the names are alphabetized. It is hard to believe it is 36 years since the last casualties. The first known […]

Daily dose of smiles

The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would ‘hate’ to have to make a living under the laws they’ve passed. I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. […]

Two Brazillian soldiers

The Dept of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told President Obama that two Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq . To everyone’s surprise, all the color drained from Obama’s face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears. Finally, he composed himself and asked, ‘Just how many is a brazilian?’ This […]

The deaf Italian bookkeeper

For those of you who have dealt with, or even better, worked for a lawyer: A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million dollars. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not […]

Your favorite newspaper is ……

Here’s how to keep all that political ‘news’ in perspective… 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at […]

A history lesson- Rome to space

The U.S. Standard railroad gauge ( distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that’s the way they built them in England, and English expatriates designed the U.S. Railroads. Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people […]


Mr. J.T. Morgan, age 65 died Monday, June 25, 2012. Funeral services were held Saturday, June 30 at 3:30 p.m. at Loving Kindness Outreach Ministries with Bishop James Wooten officiating. Interment followed at Pleasanthill Cemetery. Bruton Mortuary was in charge of arrangements.


Myong Holcomb, 51, of Iron City, passed away Sunday, July 1, 2012 at Archbold Memorial Hospital in Thomasville. Funeral services were held Tuesday, July 3 at 6:00 p. m. at Ivey Funeral Home Chapel. Ivey Funeral Home was in charge of arrangements.

Jesus and the Democrat

( I don’t care what party you like, this is funny!!) A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded “yes,” so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, […]