2018-12-05 / Opinion

It Depends!

submitted by Joyce King

I know you have been lying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs," "Huggies," and "Pampers, while undergarments of old people are called "Depends."

Well, here is the lowdown on the whole thing. When babies poop in their pants, people are still gonna “Luv 'em, Hug 'em and Pamper 'em.”

When old people mess up their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will."

Glad I got that straightened out, so you can rest your mind.

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