2018-12-05 / Living & Style

Dating ads for seniors

submitted by Louise Alma Pirnie

Dating ads for seniors found in a Florida newspaper

You can say what you want about Florida , but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North. These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper. (Who says Seniors don't have a sense of humor?)

•FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5' 4' ( used to be 5' 6'), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

•LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

•SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

• WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier To share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

•BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight- track tapes.

• MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

My favorite.

•MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932 model , high mileage, good condition, some hair,

Many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.

Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

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