2018-11-07 / Religion

Some Thoughts

submitted by Charles Garrett

•A penny saved is obviously the result of a government oversight. Got your tax notice yet?

•The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

•Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are “XL.”

•If you think there is some good in everybody, you obviously haven't met “everybody.”

•If you can smile when things go wrong, you must have someone else in mind to blame.

•The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so that he can tell when he's “really” in trouble.

• There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

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