2018-09-12 / Community

•••••Signs of the times•••••

submitted by John Tabb

Sign in a shoe repair store:

"We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you."

A sign on a blinds and curtain truck:

" Blind man driving."

In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

At an Optometrist's Office :

"If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place."

On a Plumber's truck :

"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck :

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukie :

"Invite us to your next blow out."

On an Electrician's truck :

"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door :

"Push. Push. Push."

At a Car Dealership :

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room :

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company:

"We would be delighted if you would pay your bill.

You will be delighted if you don't."

In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home :

"Drive carefully. We'll wait..."

At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank Heaven for little grills."

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak."

And the best one for last.....:

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises.”

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