2018-05-16 / School & Sports

You Might Be A Redneck

submitted by Roger Davis

Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:

•The study of paintings

Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria

•Barium - What doctors do when patients die

•Benign - What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome

•Cat scan - Searching for Kitty

•Cauterize - Made eye contact with her

•Colic - A sheep dog

•Coma - A punctuation mark

•Dilate - To live long

•Enema - Not a friend

•Fester - Quicker than someone else

•Fibula - A small lie

•Impotent - Distinguished, well known

•Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work

•Medical Staff - A doctor's cane

•Morbid - A higher offer

•Nitrates - Rates of pay for working at night, normally more money than says

•Node - I knew it

•Outpatient - A person who has fainted

•Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis

•Post Operative - A letter carrier

•Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery

•Rectum - Nearly killed him

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