2018-04-11 / School & Sports

Signs for the kitchen

submitted by Jack Warner

• So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!

•Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!

•I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.

•If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

•I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!

•A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

•My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!

•I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

•If you don't like my standards of cooking ...lower your standards.

•Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse.

•It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse.

•A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

•A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!

•Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Return to top