2017-11-08 / School & Sports

Stuck in Traffic

submitted by Roger Cook

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, someone knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

"How much are other people giving?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "Most people are giving about a gallon.

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