•A penny saved is obviously the result of a government oversight. Got your tax notice yet?
•The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
•Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are “XL.”
•If you think there is some good in everybody, you obviously haven't met 'everybody'.
•If you can smile when things go wrong, you must have someone else in mind to blame.
• The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.