2011-04-06 / Community

Gentle thoughts for today

submitted by Alma Pirnie

•Birds of a feather flock together . . . .and then mess on your car.

•A penny saved is a government oversight.

•He who hesitates is probably right.

•Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.

•Did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs'?

•You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

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