August 18, 2010 RSS feed / School & Sports

The cowboy's solution to save gas

Obama wants us to cut the amount of gasoline we use. The best way to stop using so much gasoline is to deport 15 million illegal immigrants. More...

BACKROADS AND BObTAILS

The Adventures of Tarzan Monroe

I’m really going to date myself with this remembrance, but I’m certain there are one or two readers out there who will recognize the era that inspired it. More...

As good as it gets!!

"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. More...

Name pronunciation

School teachers, I bet you thought you had heard and seen it all! OKAY. How would you pronounce this child's name? Le-a (written just like that) Leah? No Lee - A? Nope Lay - A? No Lei? Guess Again. More...

Learn from your elders

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy. So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. More...

SCHOOL MENUs

All menus are subject to change!

AUGUST 18 - WEDNESDAY Breakfast - Waffles & Syrup, Sausage, Fruit Lunch - Mexican Rice/Roll, Butter Peas, Garden Salad, Chick Filet/Bun, Chips, Lettuce & Tomato, Yogurt Fruit AUGUST 19 - THURSDAY Breakfast - Pancake Pup & Syrup, Fruit More...

A lemon picker!

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. More...

Seminole Ramlins

Simplicity, or maybe more brains on my part is what we need. However, the Hydrilla Gnats Big Fish Tournament will end this Thursday Night, September 3. Funny thing, Tuesday afternoon, the first of September, at 5 p.m., I will be 80 years old. More...

Some helpful hints

Bananas- Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster. Cheese- Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold! More...