You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.

Some of you will enjoy this more than others. Southerners can be so polite!

Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on Runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you, Atlanta. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's Runway 9R - Allah be praised."

Atlanta Tower: "Iran Air 722 - You are cleared to land on Runway 27L."

Iran Air: "Thank you, Atlanta. We are cleared to land on infidel's Runway 27L. Allah is great."

Pause....

Saudi Air: Atlanta Tower - Atlanta Tower!"

Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead, Saudi Air 511."

Saudi Air: "You have cleared both of our aircrafts for a runway going in opposite directions. We are on a collision course. Instructions, please!

Atlanta Tower: "Well, bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah ‘hey’ for us."