May 19, 2010 RSS feed / Community

Bill Cosby for president

I have decided to become a write-in candidate for president in the year 2012. Here is my platform: (1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. More...

A golfer smile

A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play one hole at Pebble Beach, California, the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the green that is on a spit of land that juts out off the coast. More...

Can you guess what they're loading?

You might be interested in this ....Can you guess what it is that they are loading into the aircraft? Hint: The picture was taken in 1956 ... Answer below... More...

Now you know!

This was a poster used in the early 1900s to attempt to stop so much liquor drinking. We are told that posters like this would make a teetotaler go to drinking instead of giving them incentive for reduplication of alcohol. More...

A few new ones

The Guru. Goldie Cohen, an elderly Jewish lady from New York, goes to her travel agent. "I vont to go to India." "Mrs. Cohen, why India? It's filthy, much hotter than New York; it's full of poor, dirty people." "I vont to go to India." More...

News Around Us

Bainbridge - Two of the three burglars were in custody minutes after their break-in, and a couple of hours later, Public Safety arrested the third on Wednesday. More...

‘Retarded’ Grandparents

Written by a third grader, on what his grandparents do. After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: More...

More peanut butter shipped to Haiti

The Peanut Butter for Haiti Project which began in Early County Jan. More...

Ask the value ofsubmitted

To realize the value of a sister/brother, ask someone who doesn't have one. To realize the value of ten years, ask a newly divorced couple. To realize the value of four years, ask a graduate. More...

•••Cheap tomatoes?•••

This should make everyone think, be you Democrat, Republican or Independent. More...

Bank account of memories

A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably combed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. More...

Over $99 million available through USDA Rural Development for renewable energy

The deadline for farmers and rural small businesses to apply for over $99 million nationwide in loan guarantees and grants to install renewable energy systems is June 30, 2010. More...