The other day I needed to go to the emergency r o om. No t wanting to sit there for four hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet. E.R., I noticed that threefourths of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut

at least 3 hours off my AM When I went into the waiting time. Here's the patch (pictured below). Feel free to use it the next

time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

It also works at the DMV. It saved me five hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering I had my choice of any machine and most were still running.

Don't try it at McDonald's though.

The whole crew got up and left, and I never got my order!