Had to share this new research information with you!

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us; yet

2. the Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us; yet

4. the Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. And,

5. the Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Apparently, it's speaking English that kills you.

Our government is currently working diligently to correct this problem.