10 Signs you have been away from church too long

10 - You think Song of Solomon is a song on the top 40 countdown this week.

9 - You thought there were only two Kings in the Old Testament, first and second.

8 - You thought Lottie Moon was somewhere in the Solar System.

7 - You weren’t aware of any modern day version of the Holy Bible in print except for the King James Version.

6 - It’s been so long since you have attended church you had to Mapquest directions from your home.

5 - When asked what Adam and Eve did when they left the Garden of Eden, your response was "they went out and raised Cain."

4 - You thought the book of Hosea was written for our Hispanic brothers and sisters.

3- The latest edition of a Sunday School book you have deals with how to witness to your teenage friends and you recently received an invitation to join AARP.

2- You haven’t attended a church service since your baby was dedicated and he graduates from college next weekend.

And finally the number 1 sign you have been away from church too long.....

When you try to recite JOHN 3:16 from memory and you ask someone to give you the first five words!