Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

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Maybe it's true that life begins at 50. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.- Phyllis Diller

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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.- Billy Crystal

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And the cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out.