See anyone/thing like this? Walk/run the other way. With all the stuff going around, if you wake up looking like this, it has been suggested that if you go to school, work or play, you will be sent home.

So, if you find yourself wanting to wallow in a mud hole or eat slop, you might be coming down with H1N1 influenza. At one time, before only hogs got it; it was called swine flu. For some reason, our government changed the name to H1N1 virus.

Hogs can give H1N1 to humans. Humans can give H1N1 to hogs.

All you rib, pork chop, BBQ, sausage, bacon and ham lovers, will be happy to know that you can't get H1N1 from eating pork.

It hasn't been approved or proved by FDA, but a good BBQ plate of all the above has been known to make you feel much better. Just to make sure you don't get dehydrated, it has been suggest that a pitcher of tea be consumed along with the pork plate.