July 29, 2009 RSS feed / Public Safety

Police Department Reports

July 20 800G Juvenile Complaint x2 •Suspicious Person/Vehicle 800H Juvenile Runaway •Stolen Bike •Speak with Subject, Hospital •Break-in July 21 800G Burglary •Suspicious Person/ Vehicle x2 •Fight More...

A Post Turtle- A great analogy!

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old rancher, whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama as our president. More...

Sheriff Department Reports

Incidents • Three Burglaries • Rape • Theft • ID Theft • Search Warrant • Fight • Two Parole and Felony Pick-ups • Theft by Deception • Two Burglary Recoveries More...

Cure for constipation

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur: "My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden More...