May 13, 2009 RSS feed / Opinion

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Up The Creek Without A Paddle

It's good to have something to hurt-
by Terry Toole
I took my first wife to the doctor the other day. Just in case you haven't read this column in the past eight or ten weeks, she had her foot operated on. More...

Different ways of looking at things

Submitted by L Bass

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name? More...

Ebony Dots & Dashes

by Katie Smith

Mrs. Vickie Donnell spent Mother's Day with her daughter April Burney and family in Virginia. She hadn't seen her baby child since she came to get her oldest in the winter. I know they did a lot of catching up on the Miller County happenings. More...

Whippoorwill

by Ren Summerlin

Tonight was a joyous time for me. As I wandered outside for a few minutes to gaze and marvel at the stars, I heard him/her sing. He /she was doing a wonderful job too. A whippoorwill is a true sign of warm nights. More...

Letters to the Editor

Iran tested the launch of a Scud missile from a ship in the Caspian Sea, which was designed to provide the capability of launching intermediate range missiles from cargo ships sitting off coastlines. More...

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Beat-Down Boogie

by Alex McRae

It's said that desperate times call for desperate measures. That may explain why, as the global economy dips, the global crime rate soars. And why merchants are taking more innovative steps to protect their property. More...

A Modern Parable

submitted by WA Grow

A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (Ford Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. More...

Cartoon

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The philosophy of ambiguity

submitted by Alice Grow

For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity (.... as well as the idiosyncrasies of the English language) 1. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor..... 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. More...

As You See It

If the overnight deputy is going to be such a rude grouch, maybe he should find a new line of work. Something that doesn't deal with people. As I See It column submissions should not be altered. More...