2009-05-06 / Living & Style

Two ladies in Heaven

submitted by Charles Grimes

Two ladies talking in Heaven--

First woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

Second woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

First woman: I froze to death.

Second woman: How horrible!

First woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

Second woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

First woman: So, what happened?

Second woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

First woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer--- we'd both still be alive.

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