The following area students have been named to the Fall 2008 dean's list at Valdosta State University in Valdosta: Mallory Paige Brackin, Tiffanie Patrice Guy, and Colby William Widner, all of Colquitt. More...
COUSIN DARRYL SHOULDA BEEN THERE
by Bob Kornegay
My fellow Andyphiles among you no doubt remember an "Andy Griffith Show" episode entitled "Opie the Birdman." You know, the one in which Barney makes Opie a slingshot, Andy tells him to use it with care, and the first thing Opie does with it is sho More...
submitted by Grady Jarvis
A 26-year-old man decided to have a cup of coffee. He took a cup of water and put it in the microwave to heat it up (something that he had done numerous times before). More...
submitted by John Pirnie
Dear Abby admitted she was at a loss to answer the following: Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. More...
