submitted by Jack Warner
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." And then the fight started... *** My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. More...
Submitted by: Lindy
A blonde goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains. She tells the clerk, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. More...