Delk, Whitaker to wed
      Jennifer Leah Delk and Terry Alan Whitaker happily announce their engagement. Jenny is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Kevin Powell of Dothan, Alabama, and the late Roy Delk of Donalsonville. Terry is the son of Ms. Debbie Whitaker of Iron City and Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Whitaker of Cuthbert.
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Talking USMC dog
submitted by Jack Warner
      A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee, and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell, and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
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Avant, Kimbrel to wed
      Arthur W. Jr. and Pamela L. Avant of Hahira announce the engagement and forthcoming marriage of their daughter, Sara Ellen Avant, to Bryan Alan Kimbrel, also of Hahira. The groom is the son of Russell Kimbrel of Hahira and the late Tammy Busby Kimbrel of Savannah.
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Bubba and the psychiatrist
submitted by fcgarrett
      Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems," sighed Bubba. "Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid o...
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It's a boy!
      Ethan David Proctor was born at 8:00 a.m. Monday, February 18, 2008. At 19 inches, he weighed in at 6 pounds even. The older boy is Pam's son, Logan, who loves his stepdad and his new brother; Pam is doing well, and the guy with the goatee just happens to be Evan Proctor, proud dad and son of pro...
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The blonde teenager
submitted by Lindy
      A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handywoman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
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Welcome, Serenity Keymah Hayes
      Tameika Hayes of Colquitt proudly announces the birth of her baby daughter, Serenity Keymah Hayes. Serenity was born Saturday, March 1, 2008, at Donal- sonville Women's and Children's Center. She weighed six pounds, 11 ounces, and was 20 1/2 inches long.
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birthdays and calendar of events
      WEDNESDAY APRIL 2 Birthdays: Jerry Grant, Jerry Chapman, Cheryl Donley, Rebecca Grow, Bonnie Sue Grant; Anniversaries: Mr. and Mrs. Oliver Widner, Mr. and Mrs. Burnell Grant, Mr. and Mrs. Jack Dugan, Mr. and Mrs.
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