Military Manuals Wit and Wisdom

"If the Enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal

"It is generally inadvisable to eject over the area, you just bombed" - U.S. Air Force Manual

"Aim towards the Enemy"

- Instructions printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr.Grenade is not our friend."- U.S. Marine C orps

"Cluster bombing from B- 52s is very, very accurate.

The bombs are guaranteed always to hit the ground."

- USAF Ammo Troop

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encounteredautomatic weapons."

- General MacArthur

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."

- Infantry Journal

"You, you, and you. Panic. The rest of you come with me."- U.S. Marine Gunnery Sgt. (Mgysgt5)

"Tracers work both ways."

- U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five second fuses only last three seconds"

- Infantry Journal