Adam was hanging around the garden feeling really lonely.

So God asked him, "What's wrong with you ?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said He would make him a companion, and that it would be a woman.

He said, "This pretty woman will gather food for you, and cook it for you, and when you discover clothes, she will wash them for you.

She will always agree with every decision you make, and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to say she is wrong when you have a disagreement.

She will always praise you.

She will bare your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

She will NEVER have a headache.

Adam asked, "What will a woman like this cost ?"

God said, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib ?"

And now you know the rest of the story.