October 15, 2008 RSS feed / Health

Senior Slogans

I believe in having sex on the first date. At my age, there may not be a second date. Senior Campbell's - New Large Type Alphabet Soup. I must be getting older. All the names in my phone book end with M.D. I am not old. More...

How Adam got Eve

Adam was hanging around the garden feeling really lonely. So God asked him, "What's wrong with you ?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said He would make him a companion, and that it would be a woman. More...

Nursing Home News

Once again the residents had a fun-filled week of activities at the nursing home. We started our week off with Sunday School on Sunday morning with Mr. Charles, and members from Macedonia Free Will Baptist Church were with us that afternoon. More...

The Bailout?

What the people in Nevada are saying.... Back in 1990, the U.S. Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel here in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. The U.S. Government failed and it closed. More...

Universal Health Care

Doctors' Opinions

When a panel of doctors was asked their opinion on the proposed Universal Health Care program, here's what they had to say: The allergists voted to scratch it, and the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. More...