Law Enforcement Reports
      Vehicle Accident On August 27, Edward Weston stated that he went to pull off when his trailer hit the driver 's side of Clarence William Brown's vehicle and caused damage to hood, fender, and bumper.
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Public Safety Report
      August 22 800D Assist Motorist •Disturbance, Milford St. •Stand by with Down Powerline •General Assistance with Weather Conditions •Security Check x3 800S Speak with Subject, N. Cuthbert St. •Fight, Crawford St. •Assist 800K with Accident, Crawford St.
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Almost sold for a quarter
Submitted by Donna Toole
      Several years ago, a preacher from out-of-state accepted a call to a church in Houston, Texas. Some weeks after he arrived, he had an occasion to ride the bus from his home to the downtown area. When he sat down, he discovered that the driver had accidentally given him a quarter too much change.
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Trueisms
submitted by Grady Javis
      •I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loosefitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! •I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
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