I got so angry at the government the other day, I wanted to strangle someone. Then, I thought of this joke, and I started laughing.

"Stress Management"

Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain air.

Nothing can bother you here. No one knows about this place; it is a secret place.

The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air. The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the person whose head you are holding underwater.

There now-feeling better?