June 11, 2008 RSS feed / Living & Style

birthdays and calendar of events

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 11 Birthdays: Matt Bracewell, Steve Bryan, Karen Tabb, Donell Wolfe, Wynell Williams, Scott Spooner, Aleyna Rentz; Anniversaries: Mr. and Mrs. H.A. Harbin, Mr. and Mrs. Ron Henning, Mr. and Mrs. Raymon McMillan, Mr. and Mrs. More...

Genesis of humor...

A new pastor moved into a town, and he went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. More...

We welcome our little boy

On March 31, 2008, at 10:32 p.m., Chad and Amy Brown welcomed their first born child, Cason Elliot Brown. Cason weighed seven pounds, five ounces and was 20 1/2 inches long. More...

Brody celebrates the big 1!

Brody McVey celebrated his first birthday on April 26 at the New Life Learning Center. A fun time was had by all at his Sponge Bob Squarepants party. More...

Hayes, Anderson to wed

Mr. and Mrs. Lynwood Sheffield of Damascus announce the forthcoming marriage of their daughter, Crystal Lynn Hayes, to Wesley Daniel Anderson, son of Bobby and Joy Anderson of Jonesboro and Sally Anderson and Denny Fackler of Valdosta. More...

Some Anagrams- - - - -

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTE RIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: More...

Married for 25 years

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old More...

Dangerous Food

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. More...