June 4, 2008 RSS feed / Opinion

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Up The Creek Without A Paddle

The real graduation-
by Terry Toole
I don't know if I ought to leave town anytime soon. Last week, in a weak moment, my first wife, my oldest daughter and my favorite mother-inlaw talked me into going to Canton to my youngest grandchild's graduation. More...

Don't Mess With Mama

by Alex McRae

Humans only celebrate the occasion once a year, but every day is Mother's Day in the great outdoors. At least as far as my backyard mockingbirds are concerned. And this is one bunch of mamas you don't want to mess with. More...

Another blonde joke

submitted by FC Garrett

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs, and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. More...

Ebony Dots & Dashes

by Katie Smith

Last week was a good one for me. Although, I really got a bit beat up, still I enjoyed every bit of it. Revivals being on at two churches in the vicinity, I took advantage of my granddaughter's generosity and went to New Hope M.B. More...

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Today in History - June 4

781 BC - The first historic solar eclipse is recorded in China. 1039 - Henry III becomes Holy Roman Emperor. 1584 - Sir Walter Raleigh establishes the first English colony on Roanoke Island, old Virginia (now North Carolina). More...

Beach vendor

submitted by Lindy

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. More...

Letters to the Editor

Dear Terry Toole, As usual, I agreed with your editorial and its conclusions. We basically think alike on most all subjects. Unfortunately, our opinions are rapidly becoming the minority. More...

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The book of Redneck Manners

submitted by Lindy

1. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 2. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 3. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 4. More...

We need a leader like this

submitted by BJ Toole

Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. More...

As You See It

What a shame!! You wait 12 years to see your child graduate and then can't hear their named called because of yelling and hollering like caged animals. Where were the school leaders or our law? More...

Redneck Loan

Redneck submitted by Lindy

A Redneck from Mississippi walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer.He told the loan officerthat he was going to Bakersfield on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank More...