Random Christmas Jokes

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?

Santapplause.

Where do snowmen dance?

At a snowball.

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?

What do angry mice send at Christmas?

Cross mouse cards.

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.

Father: Did you see Father Christmas this year, son?

Son: No it was too dark to see him, but I heard what he said when he stubbed his toes on the edge of my bed.

I don't care who you are, get those reindeer and that sleigh off my roof.

Fred: What kind of Christmas did you have?

Tom: Oh, the same as last year, 30 minutes eating turkey, mince pies and Christmas pudding, followed by three days in bed recovering.