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The bacon tree submitted by Garland Mears Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden....... "Hey, Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I ahm sure of eet. More ...
Real men can- by Terry Toole Well, I guess it's over, or I hope so. I've said this before, and it bears saying again, most men do not hold grudges. They might fight or cuss each other out, but most of them say or do what they think, and it's over. On the other hand, most women are not as forgiving or forgetting. More ...
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by Alex McRae North Georgia is suffering through one of the worst droughts on record. Last week it finally hit home. I wasn't happy when the lawn died of thirst, but then the drought presented an even worse problem...armadillos. More ...
Sons of Confederate Veterans Camp #2071 by Bobby Tully Elmira Prison Camp Elmira, New York The Confederate prisoners called the prison, "Hell-Mira." Elmira was selected as a place for confinement of prisoners because its accessibility. This camp was active from July 6, 1864, to July 10, 1865. More ... Before you judge, asksubmitted by Polly Toole To realize the value of a sister, ask someone who doesn't have one. To realize the value of 10 years, ask a newly divorced couple. To realize the value of four years, ask a graduate. To realize the value of one year, ask a student who has failed a final exam. More ... The storm scene submitted by Lindy William Tell I'll call him William because if this ever gets back to him it will embarrass him, and I don't want that. William is a retired Marine captain, with one or two tours in Korea during the fighting and two tours for dead certain in 'Nam. More ...
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by Katie Smith Mr. Clint Morrell injured his leg this weekend. He seldom takes time for himself. He is always out and about doing for others. I hope he will soon be back to his usual jovial self. Mrs. Waver Fountain is not feeling too good today. She has to go to the doctor for her aches. I Hope she feels bette... More ... Weird things you would never know -- but do now! submitted by F.C. Garrett A shrimp's heart is in its head. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. More ... Do you qualify?••• submitted by WA Grow Jr It is time to change from redneck humor to True American humor! Only it isn't seen as humor, but the correct way to live your life! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y'all know who they are. You might be a True American if: It never occurred to you to be offended ... More ... BLUE PIGEON submitted by F.C. Garrett The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix. The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop. The people of Phoenix couldn't walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to try to keep the streets... More ... As You See It All teachers are paid for the same hours. Why are some permitted to leave and attend to other school jobs for which they are also paid? Isn't this double dipping? Taxes spent on school employees' supplements should be examined. Most of those being paid for extended day and extended year do not wo... More ... Snow white submitted by cangrow Yesterday morning The Seven Dwarves left their little cottage to go to work in the mine. Snow White stayed home to prepare lunch. When she arrived at the mine with their lunches, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hopin... More ... Lawyer humor submitted by cangrow "Nasty-looking crew you got to handle out there this morning, judge," said the baliff. "Where did the cops find all those crooks?" His Honor replied, "Hamilton, the crooks won't be here for another fifteen minutes. Those are the lawyers... More ... And we wonder by Rev. Damien Salazar, Pastor South Mt. Zion Church My wife and I decided to get a couple of videos for our two young and impressionable daughters and after a long search they finally chose two age appropriate movies. As they were looking, I chose to look around at what was being offered since it had been several years since I had been in a video s... More ... Happy Halloween, seniors submitted by Luther Bass You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when: 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. More ... Recently in the news… submitted by Blake Proctor - The authorities running a cemetery near Tel Aviv were bemused to findtourists beating a path to the grave of a 19-yearold British soldier who died in fighting 66 years earlier. His name, engraved on the headstone, was... Harry Potter. More ... 22 Ways to be a good Democrat Submitted by Blake Proctor 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of lawabiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. More ... |
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