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Do you like paying taxes? by Terry Toole This is very important, especially if you own anything, or you pay any taxes. I'm sure you will hear many versions of why, or why not to vote not to pay taxes on what you owe. If government entities have anything to do with it, we voters will never have the opportunity to make up our own mind at t... More ...
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by Alex McRae In September 1988, a snappy single by Bobby McFerrin called "Don't Worry, Be Happy" hit No. 1 on the American pop charts. It's appropriate to note that the song was not sung by a girl. Now we know why. Because girls worry too much to write such a song, much less sing it. Don't take my word for it... More ... The doctor and the moped submitted by cangrow A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also one of the most expensive cars in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him. More ... Social Security Compensation submitted by cangrow Sad, isn't it? It is interesting that the federal government provides a single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890.00, and each can also get an additional $580.00 in social assistance for a total of $2,470.00. More ...
by Katie Smith Another weekend at home, not by choice, but because it is still necessary. My legs go so far without quitting. They figure they've earned a rest. So I have to agree. I had a visit from the pastor and his family. The Rev. Jordan Arline and his family came by after service at New Salem F.W.B. Churc... More ...
Read the Story... So you think you know everything? submitted by Lindy "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand .... And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?) More ... Be afraid, be very afraid submitted by F.C. Garrett Subject: Be afraid, Be very afraid . . .and pay attention! (1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." (2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few...... And to replace it with shared responsibility for shar... More ... Why should we go to church? submitted by Lindy If you're spiritually alive, you're going to love this! If you're spiritually dead, you won't want to read it. If you're spiritually curious, there is still hope! A church-goer wrote a letter to the editor of a newspaper and complained that it made no sense to go to church every Sunday... More ... Letters to Editor Hello, Terry, Letters I was referred to you by Julie Hinz (Jewels). I am the sister of Capt. Herbert (Herby) C. Crosby, US Army, Vietnam, MIA 1970. His remains were identified last November and interment at Arlington National Cemetery (full honors) was on May 25, 2007. (One of the largest servi... More ... AS YOU SEE IT Editor's note: If you can't get in what you want in less than 30 words, write a signed letter to the editor. This newspaper does not necessarily agree with the opinions in this column. More ... A forgetful bartender submitted by F.C. Garrett A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is done the bartender tells him he owes $9.00. "But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer. "Okay," says the bartender, "If you say you paid, you did." The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the barten... More ... Getting them back can be sweet submitted by Jack Warner A cocky U.S. Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm." The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field right over yonder. More ... Medical Miracle submitted by Jack Warner A woman went to her doctor's office where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about four minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out screaming and ran down the hallway. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was. She told him her st... More ... Bribe submitted by cangrow A dishonest lawyer bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by the state. The jury was out for several days before they returned with the manslaughter verdict. More ... The retirement home submitted by Jack Warner Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "John, I'm 83 years old now, and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel? More ... U.S. Citizen submitted by Lindy A guy named Joe, traveling through Mexico on vacation, lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent. More ... |
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