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where the happy hour is a submitted by F.C. Garrett

demonstrate how many people

nap. 1. The nicest thing about the

a company can operate

15. Be careful reading the future is that it always starts

without.

fine print. There's no way tomorrow.

8. Why is it that at class reunions

you're going to like it. 2. Money will buy a fine

you feel younger than

16. The trouble with bucket dog, but only kindness will

everyone else looks?

seats is that not everybody make him wag his tail.

9. Scratch a dog, and you'll

has the same size bucket. 3. If you don't have a sense

finda permanent job.

17. Do you realize that in of humor, you probably don't

10. No one has more driving

about 40 years, we'll have have any sense at all.

ambition than the boy who

thousands of old ladies running 4. Seat belts are not as confining

wants to buy a car.

around with tattoos? as wheelchairs.

11. There are no new sins;

(And RAP music will be the 5. A good time to keep your

the old ones just get more

Golden Oldies!) mouth shut is when you're in

publicity.

18. Money can't buy happiness deep water.

12. There are worse things

-- but somehow it's 6. How come it takes so

than getting a call for a wrong

more comfortable to cry in a little time for a child who is

number at 4 a.m. It could be a

Corvette than in a Yugo. afraid of the dark to become

right number.

19. After a certain age, if a teenager who wants to stay

13. Think about this . No one

you don't wake up aching in out all night?

ever says, "It's only a game"

every joint, you are probably 7. Business conventions

when his team is winning.

dead. are important because they

14. I've reached the age