Southern Women
submitted by Polly Toole
      Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!
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The Mustard Story
submitted by Lindy
      I Love Mustard. (This is a true story. If you have children you will probably relate to this father.) As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard.
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Mergers
submitted by WA Grow Jr
      For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some big bucks. Watch for these consolidations in the next 12 months. 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and becom...
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Job applicant
submitted by cangrow
      Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held.
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Sunday Clothes
Sunda submitted by WA Grow Jr
      A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction. "Hello," said the little boy. "Hi," replied the little girl.
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Blonde joke
submitted by Lindy
      A blonde's car got a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eased it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully stepped out of the car and opened the trunk. She took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
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On the buses
submitted by F.C. Garrett
      A man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!" The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!
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