A Baptist Cowboy
submitted by WA Grow Jr
      A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
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Grouchy
Submitted by: Jack Warner
      When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local Motor Vehicle Bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license. He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up looki...
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Two drops
submitted by Jack Warner
      A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. The bartender gave her the drink, and she said, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it's today." The bartender said, "Well, since it's your birthday, this one's on me.
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'The Good Wife's Guide'
This article was published in Good Housekeeping magazine in 1955.
      • Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (...
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The Facts
Submitted by: Lindy
      As you open your pockets for yet another natural disaster, keep these facts in mind: Marsha J. Evans, president and CEO of the American Red Cross, salary for year ending 06/30/03 was $651,957 plus expenses. Brian Gallagher, president of the United Way, receives a $375,000 base salary, plus numero...
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Interesting information
Submitted by: Jack Warner
      1) Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. 2) No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. 3) "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt." 4) Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop gro...
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Motorcycle Cop
Motorcycle SUBMIITED BY JACK WARNER
      A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest.
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The Baptist
submitted by revmrschultz
      Two men crashed in their private plane on a South Pacific Island. Both survived. One of the men brushed himself off and then proceeded to run all over the island to see if they had any chance of survival. When he returned, he rushed up to the other man and screamed, "This island is uninhabited; ...
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How long do we have?
submitted by Horace Williams
      About the time our original 13 states adopted their new constitution in 1787, Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh, had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000 years earlier:
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Just bethankful
JustsubmittedbyHildaByrd
      I am thankful: For the wife who says it's hot dogs tonight, because she is home with me, and not out with someone else. For the teenager who is complaining about doing dishes because it means she is at home, not on the streets.
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Hot and Dry for Sure
by F.C. Garrett
      How dry is it? It's so dry in Mississippi, that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling; The Methodists are giving out wet-wipes; The Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks; And the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!
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Dwarf disaster
submitted by Garland Mears
      One day, the seven dwarfs left to go work in the mine. Snow White stayed home to prepare lunch. When she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that some of the dwarfs h...
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U.S. standard railroad gauge
U.S. standard submitted by Sydkinne
      Does the statement, "We've always done it like that" ring any bells? The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and English expatriates built the ...
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