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WEE JOKE submitted by cangrow Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a little nervous. More ... So who is doing the work? submitted by Lindy The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 55 million to do the work. More ... Apples and Wine submitted by Lindy Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. More ... Baseball rules for grandparents submitted by cangrow At one point during a baseball game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team? More ... Tap on the shoulder submitted by F.C. Garrett A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. More ... Garfield on the oil crisis submitted by Jean Marshall A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. More ... Life On The Square submitted by Ann Observer Life on the square in a small Georgia town, Was probably getting smaller until it became renowned. Early morning brings sounds of mostly trucks "back and to"; Not planning to stay but going on through. As I walk to the gym about eight a.m. More ... Stalled in traffic submitted by Lindy A taxi driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?" "Terrorists have carjacked the limo of Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, J... More ...
submitted by Lindy Billy Graham is now 86 years old with Parkinson's disease. In January 2000, leaders in Charlotte, North Carolina, invited their favorite son, Billy Graham, to a luncheon in his honor. Billy initially hesitated to accept the invitation because he struggles with Parkinson's disease. But the Charlo... More ... The Aisle Seat submitted by F.C. Garrett Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, ... More ... |
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