Comments from 10 Police Car Videos
submitted by Garland Mears

The following 15 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country.

#10. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

#9. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (My personal favorite.)

#8. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#7. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."

#6. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

#5. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

#4. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

#3. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not: Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#2. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey doo."

#1. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."