Weekly Book Review
'THE NEW MARS'
Author: John L. Manning Jr.
      The exploration and development of a barren planet with little gravity could lead to endless possibilities and extreme situations. John L. Manning Jr.
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Seeing five boyfriends daily
Submitted by: FC Garrett
      I am seeing five gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here, he takes a lot of my time and attention.
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Comments from 10 Police Car Videos
submitted by Garland Mears
      The following 15 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country. #10. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." #9. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (M...
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Democratic National Convention Schedule for 2008
submitted by Blake Proctor
      7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning. 7:15 P.M . Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations. 7:30 - 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. 8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:05 P.M Ceremonial tree hugging.
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Double talk in English
Double submitted by FC Garrett
      If you've learned to speak fluent English, you must be a genius! This little treatise on the lovely language we share is only for the brave. Pursue at your leisure, English lovers.
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Don't mess with nurses
      A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came int...
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DUI: Kentucky Style
submitted by FC Garrett
      Only a person in Kentucky could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently, a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Harlan, Kentucky. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely...
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He's a Blonde
submitted by Jack Warner
      On their anniversary night, the husband and his wife sat down in the den with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all by himself.
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Skinny dipping
submitted by F.C. Garrett
      An elderly man in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't...
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Kid surgery
Submitted by: Jack Warner
      Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks,"What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a little nervous.
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What happened to the 56 men?
submitted by Garland Mears
      Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence ? Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured before they died. Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned.
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AGrave Tragedy
submitted by Henry Tabb
      A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why d...
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Simple Home Remedies
submitted by FC Garrett
      1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto: The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
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I'm not going to miss it
Submitted by: Jack Warner
      A woman takes her 16-yearold daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem"? The mother says, "It's my daughter, Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight and is sick most mornings.
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Indian and buffalo
Submitted by: Lindy
      An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand, pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, Chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
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