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Fun for the elderly
Submitted by: Lindy
      A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well looked-after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady, (mid eighties).
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Goes to show you....
submitted by F.C. Garrett
      For all of us that love and trust the Government! A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
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One very last wish
Submitted by: Jack Warner
      The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the following morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him.
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New bride
submitted by F.C. Garrett
      Please excuse the rough language in the following story... I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same. A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
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A lovely trip except ...
      A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a very good week, and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.
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