Lawyer's business card
Submitted by: Jack Warner
      A young lawyer was defending a wealthy businessman in a complicated lawsuit. Unfortunately, the evidence was against his client, and he feared the worst. So the lawyer asked the senior partner of the law firm if it would be appropriate to send the judge a box of Havana cigars.
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Unbelievable but true
Submitted by: Jack Warner
      - Bob Dougherty, a prankster, smeared glue on the toilet seat at the Home Depot store in Louisville, Colorado, causing Dougherty to stick to it when he sat down. "This is not Home Depot's fault," he proclaimed, yet the store graciously offered him $2,000 anyway. Dougherty complained that the offer...
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Rich man
Submitted by: Jack Warner
      When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune after his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
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Newspaper Editor
submitted by F.C. Garrett
      A young boy in Macon, Georgia was attacked by a dog. A passerby grabbed the dog and choked it to death, saving the child's life. As this was all happening, the editor of the Macon newspaper was driving by. He was thrilled to have witnessed this act of heroism by the man. He told the man that his n...
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This is the honest truth?
submitted by Jack Warner
      A property manager of singlefamily residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions. "Professionally employed?" he asked. "We're a military family," the wife answered. "Children?" "Oh, yes, ages nine and twelve," she answered proudly.
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Some advice for ladies
Submitted by: Lindy
      If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section Buy a dog. If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you Buy a dog.
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