Cow givingbirth
Submitted by: Jack Warner
      A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought to himself, "Great. He's four and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees.
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Alert! Alert!
submitted by FC Garrett
      This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.
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God, the golf coach
submitted by: asabear
      A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play the 17th hole at Sawgrass in Ponte Verde, FL, exactly the way the pros do it: The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the small green that is on a small spit of land.
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