- "They" walk among us- - - - - - - -
submitted by FC Garrett
      I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free". She handed me m...
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Two lanes or four?
Submitted by: E. Joke
      A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, ... blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of ...
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Can you believe it
Submitted by: Jack Warner
      1. I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver...
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American government
Submitted by: Jack Warner
      We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car. We whip the enemy in battle, then give them the shirt off our backs. We yell for speed laws that will stop fast driving, then won't buy a car if it can't go...
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Men are just happier people
      submitted by Shelia Hobbs What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
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I love her...but
I love her...Submitted by: J. Watson
      ...she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the television screen. Bases loaded, two strikes, three balls. The crowd goes wild, the pitch flies, and all I can see is her butt. ...she was furious when I got up early once and made her breakfast. Called me controlling...
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