Pigs-
submitted by Lindy
      A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived 60 miles apart. So they agreed ...
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Weekly Book Review
ONCE UPON A BLUE MOON
Author & Illustrator: S.E. Blakeslee
      Have you ever wished upon a blue moon? Many people throughout the ages have wished upon a falling star or a four-leaf clover, but never upon the rarely seen blue moon- until now! The results will surprise and entertain both adults and children alike.
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How to stay married
submitted by Lindy
      A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
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Best of Friends
submitted by Jack Warner
      Two 90-year-old men, Moe and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Moe visits him everyday. One day, Moe says, "Joe, we both loved baseball all our lives and we played minor league ball together for so many years. Please do me one favor. When you get to Heave...
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Learning to fly
submitted by Jack Warner
      A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter. She went to the airport, but the only one available was a solo-helicopter. The instructor figured he could let her go up alone since she was already a pilot for small planes and he could instruct her via radio. So, up the blonde w...
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Woes of the Computer Programmer
submitted by Cangrow
      A wife awoke early one morning to the sounds of her husband angrily banging around pots and pans in the kitchens. When she goes downstairs, she sees that he is looking for something to eat but, more importantly, is very upset about something. "What's the problem, darling? Didn't your software prog...
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Murphy's Other Laws
submitted by Lindy
      1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
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Service definition
submitted by Jack Warner
      At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service." "It's the act of doing things for other people.
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Two patients
submitted by: Garland Mears
      Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, has x-rays the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
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