Wisdom in every line
Wisdom submitted by: Lindy
      1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagre...
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Feel like a woman
Submitted by: Lindy
      A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, "I'm too young to die." Then she yelled, "If I'm going to die, I want my last...
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Christian Women Drivers
submitted by FC Garrett
      A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
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Similes from the Bible
      submitted by FC Garrett Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married? A. Ruthless. Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German shepherds. Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
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Can you believe it?
Submitted by: Jack Warner
      1. I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise con...
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D e a d d o n k e y
Submitted by: Jack Warner
      A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well, then, just give me my money b...
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Five best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
submitted by: Lindy
      5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen." 4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to." 3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time." 2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these ke...
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D a r n C h i h u a h u a
Submitted by: E. Joke
      Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to drink." The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got d...
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Paintings
submitted by Jack Warner
      An artist, at his first showing, asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your d...
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Final word on nutrition
submitted by Jack Warner
      For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
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New rules issued by Post Office Management Team
submitted by Jack Warner
      SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. SURGERY: Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired y...
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It is amazing what children come up with
submitted by: FC Garrett
      I've been teaching now for about 15 years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usual...
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