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Sermon on a can of worms Submitted by: Jack Warner A minister decided that a visual A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into syrup. More ... Kentucky High roller Submitted by: FC Garrett Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Kentucky arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the ... More ...
(Bottom center and then clockwise) Emoree Romero (1 year old from Albuquerque), Judy Snodgrass (Colquitt), Nancy (Snodgrass) Romero (Albuquerque), Nancy Runnels (Colquitt). More ...
Chandler Blake, Michael and Breanna welcome their little angel, Gracie Marie, who entered the world at 11:44 a.m. Feb. 16, 2007, at Donalsonville Hospital. She weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and was 20 inches long. Proud parents are Mike and Stephanie Pepper. Grandparents are Steve and Cherie Bryan. More ... Garden Club meets The Colquitt Garden Club met March 5 at the Chamber of Commerce building. Iva Tabb, president, called the meeting to order after which Wattie Hays read the collect. Following a short business meeting, Wattie Hays introduced the speaker, Dan Minix. Dan, however, needed no introduction since he liv... More ...
Mr. and Mrs. Brandon Thomas Smith of Bainbridge proudly announce the arrival of their baby boy, Bowen Thomas Smith. Bowen was born Monday, March 5, 2007, at 4:26 p.m. at Donalsonville Women and Children's Center. He weighed 9 pounds, 1 ounce and was 21 1/4 inches long. More ... There are Churches in Las Vegas submitted by: Jack Cook This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more churches than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed. Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches ha... More ... C u l p r i t Submitted by: Jack Warner One night at about 3 a.m., my wife was getting up from the toilet to return to bed when she heard a little noise. It was a suspicious rodent like sound that seemed to be right in the bathroom with her. She, of course, froze and listened attentively for any further sign of invaders. After a moment,... More ... Golf is a sacred game submitted by SydKinne Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me." His wife was hurt, but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you." They embraced and kissed. More ...
IT'S IN THE BAG by Bob Kornegay Ah, here I go waxing nostalgic again. Y'all just bear with me. It happens often after age 50. Anyhow, sitting here looking at my new sleeping bag, I drift backward, back to the days when camping was a real adventure. My, how times have changed. More ... |
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