October 31, 2007 RSS feed / Opinion

The bacon tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden....... "Hey, Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I ahm sure of eet. More...

Political Cartoon

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Prison - Pens of the North

Sons of Confederate Veterans Camp #2071

Elmira Prison Camp Elmira, New York The Confederate prisoners called the prison, "Hell-Mira." Elmira was selected as a place for confinement of prisoners because its accessibility. This camp was active from July 6, 1864, to July 10, 1865. More...

The storm scene

William Tell I'll call him William because if this ever gets back to him it will embarrass him, and I don't want that. More...

Ebony Dots & Dashes

Mr. Clint Morrell injured his leg this weekend. He seldom takes time for himself. He is always out and about doing for others. I hope he will soon be back to his usual jovial self. Mrs. Waver Fountain is not feeling too good today. More...

Do you qualify?•••

It is time to change from redneck humor to True American humor! Only it isn't seen as humor, but the correct way to live your life! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y'all know who they are. More...

As You See It

All teachers are paid for the same hours. Why are some permitted to leave and attend to other school jobs for which they are also paid? Isn't this double dipping? Taxes spent on school employees' supplements should be examined. More...

Lawyer humor

"Nasty-looking crew you got to handle out there this morning, judge," said the baliff. "Where did the cops find all those crooks?" His Honor replied, "Hamilton, the crooks won't be here for another fifteen minutes. Those are the lawyers... More...

Happy Halloween, seniors

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when: 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. More...

22 Ways to be a good Democrat

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 3. More...

Up The Creek Without A Paddle

Real men can-

Well, I guess it's over, or I hope so. I've said this before, and it bears saying again, most men do not hold grudges. They might fight or cuss each other out, but most of them say or do what they think, and it's over. More...

Sending My Problem Packing

North Georgia is suffering through one of the worst droughts on record. Last week it finally hit home. I wasn't happy when the lawn died of thirst, but then the drought presented an even worse problem...armadillos. More...

Before you judge, asksubmitted

To realize the value of a sister, ask someone who doesn't have one. To realize the value of 10 years, ask a newly divorced couple. To realize the value of four years, ask a graduate. More...

Political Cartoon

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Weird things you would never know -- but do now!

A shrimp's heart is in its head. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. More...

BLUE PIGEON

The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix. The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop. The people of Phoenix couldn't walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. More...

Snow white

Yesterday morning The Seven Dwarves left their little cottage to go to work in the mine. Snow White stayed home to prepare lunch. When she arrived at the mine with their lunches, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. More...

And we wonder

My wife and I decided to get a couple of videos for our two young and impressionable daughters and after a long search they finally chose two age appropriate movies. More...

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- The authorities running a cemetery near Tel Aviv were bemused to findtourists beating a path to the grave of a 19-yearold British soldier who died in fighting 66 years earlier. His name, engraved on the headstone, was... Harry Potter. More...